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Birdie’s a hoarder. The neighbours call her a harridan and a harpy, although most have never even met her. They see her hoard as a hazard for house prices. But it isn’t rubbish. It’s her life’s work and it exists because years ago something deeply cherished was stolenfrom her; Birdie’s not been able to give up anything since. She’ll do anything to get this priceless thing back. Anything at all. 

National treasure Su Pollard gives a one-woman tour-de-force performance in this razor-sharp and bittersweet dark drama from Fringe First award winner Philip Meeks (Kiss Me Honey, Honey!,Murder, Margaret and Me).


  • Sat 2 May 7:30 PM £22.50
Sat 2 May


  • Su Pollard gives the performance of her life, an unmissable tour-de-force of comedy and drama brought together in a fantastically constructed piece of theatre.
    Theatre Weekly

  • A bitter-sweet production... Pollard is effortless... she delivers a powerful performance which has the audience hooked from the thunderous entrance straight through.
    EdFest Mag

  • Su Pollard excels... Meeks has woven an elaborate script...beautifully deep and detailed
    Broadway Baby